googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

(via fairlyoddpizzas)

  • age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
  • now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph, via lubricuntsz)

"Just wear all black."

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu, via sameshitt-differentday)

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

(via lubricuntsz)

  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via fairlyoddpizzas)

boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

(via fairlyoddpizzas)

firelorcl:

that is one of my pets, peeve

(via fairlyoddpizzas)