spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi, via ninjafrickinpanda)

planturs:

*stays alive just in case things get better*

(Source: ghosturs, via fairlyoddpizzas)

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via fairlyoddpizzas)

amoying:

i bet actors watch their movies and look at the scenes that used green screen imaging and are like “YOOOO WAS THAT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMAGINING?”

(via fairlyoddpizzas)

afrodesiacworldwide:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

image

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"

Dear Me,

one day I’ll make you proud.

"

Charlotte Eriksson (via wordsnquotes)

This might be my favorite thing

(via bxndwhorx)

(via heavensinyour-eyes)

sgtpeppersspoopyfoodclubband:

tbh ive seen guitars and basses that are better looking than most of the guys at school

(via fairlyoddpizzas)

fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

(via fairlyoddpizzas)

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

(via sameshitt-differentday)

Who am I to you? Anonymously leave a fruit or two in my inbox.

  • Apple: I haven't really taken notice of you so far.
  • Honeydew: You fascinate me.
  • Banana: You annoy me.
  • Mullberry: Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.
  • Cherry: You make me uncomfortable.
  • Orange: I love your blog, but I'm not very interested in you personally.
  • Grapefruit: I don't care so much for your blog, but I'm rather interested in you as a person.
  • Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.
  • Pineapple: I think about you even when I'm not on tumblr.
  • Raspberry: I'm not even aware I'm re-blogging from you when I do.
  • Strawberry: I wasn't even aware I was following you. How did that happen?
  • Mango: I wouldn't mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it's not that big of a deal to me.
  • Green Apple: I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.
  • Guava: I have no interest in talking with you on here.
  • Blueberry: Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.
  • Cantaloupe: I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don't draw your attention.
  • Watermelon: I'm not very interested in you or your blog, I'm just too lazy to unfollow you.
  • Elderberry: I've anon-ed you something personal before.
  • Pumpkin: I've anon-ed you a compliment before.
  • Kumquat: I've anon-ed you hate before.
  • Lemon: Never anon-ed you before, probably won't again.
  • Lime: We've never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.
  • Papaya: We used to talk but we don't anymore and that makes me sad.
  • Rhubarb: We used to talk and we don't anymore and I prefer it that way.
  • Tangerine: We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.
  • Plum: Meh.
  • Days when I'm busy: *reads 200 pages of a book*
  • Days when I have nothing to do: *reads title of book*