Sorry if I haven’t been posting a lot of stuff recently due to being on “holiday” in Pakistan, the wifi connection here is so bad so tumblr barely runs, just follow me on Twitter @Sherri_Brandi as that’s the only thing that works here

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

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vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

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  • Parents: you can be anything you want
  • Parents: no not that

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

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kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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"You’re not even mine to miss."

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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notxam:

tonight on How It’s Made: how an episode of How It’s Made is made. welcome to critical mass motherfuckers

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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deadmanswrench:

Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke

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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

little-miss-kinky:

Yes please

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