*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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sinnerlikedamon:

If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all

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moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

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cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

bokukkorisu:

thousandandrelativesunnyinspace:

bokukkorisu:

I have just realized

Tumblr is literally the sea

It’s huge

It’s blue

And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are

plus, I mean look at all the ships…

OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE

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